MADNESS! 2012 Poetry Tournament, Round One: “Red Riding Hood Went Ninja”

March 16, 2012 16 Comments by Renee M. LaTulippe

Poetical madness is afoot in the blogosphere!

Sportswriter and talented children’s poet Ed DeCaria over at Think Kid, Think came up with a deviously genius plan to pit 64 poets against each other in a seeded race to write 126 children’s poems in 21 days.

Madness 2012 Poetry Tournament

How it works: Each poet is assigned a word of a certain degree of difficulty and then has 36 hours to write a poem featuring that word, with a maximum of 8 lines. I ended up with a pretty easy level 4 seeding, so my assigned word for the first round was MANGLED, competing against Patricia Nozell and her 14-seeded word HERETOFORE.

You can see our match-up here: MANGLED vs. HERETOFORE

Here’s the poem I entered…

Red Riding Hood Went Ninja

“For heaven’s sake, you stupid wolf,
I’ve had it up to here.
Just let me pass to Grandma’s house
or it will cost you dear.”

Karate chops and kicks ensued,
their limbs were all entangled.
Red Riding Hood went ninja, now
that wolf is good and mangled.

 

I will definitely be expanding this poem for a poetry video, so stay tuned.

The weird part is that both Patricia and I did rewrites of well-known battles in kids’ literature — me with Red Riding Hood and the wolf, and Patricia with a wonderfully clever poem about the tortoise and the hare.

Voting for our round is now over, and I’m pleased to say I survived over a tough opponent — I’m headed to Round Two!

VOTE!

The second flight of Round One is still up for voting, so head over to the Scoreboard to read and vote on an incredible array of verse written by some really talented folk.

And kudos to Ed for putting all this together. The organization, logistics, and techie aspects must be a nightmare, but Ed has handled it all with panache.

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“Red Riding Hood Went Ninja” © 2012 Renée LaTulippe. All rights reserved.

See more poems in my poetry video library. 

 

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16 Comments

  1. Susanna Leonard Hill
    5 years ago

    I LOVED your poem, Renee! Can’t wait to see the expanded version. And I read an editor comment somewhere this week that a Ninja Red Riding Hood would make a great PB – maybe you should hop to it! Good luck in round 2!

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  2. Joanna Marple
    5 years ago

    This is so worth expanding on, Renée! Good luck in your next round… I reckon you’ll rock it!

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    • Renee LaTulippe
      5 years ago

      Hope so, Joanna — you never know when the muse will desert you…

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  3. Linda Baie
    5 years ago

    I loved your poem Renee. I always like it when there is dialogue in the poem. Congratulation on moving onto the next round. It will be fun to see what pairings happen there. It was fun to do, wasn’t it?

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  4. Dana Carey
    5 years ago

    Yay Renée!
    I did check out this crazy competition and was so impressed with all the poems. So hard to vote with so much good stuff on offer.
    Continued good luck!

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    • Renee LaTulippe
      5 years ago

      Thanks, Dana. It’s been great for getting to know a lot of different poets, that’s for sure.

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  5. Billy Babbaloo
    5 years ago

    Auch!

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  6. Teasha
    5 years ago

    Can’t wait to see the next round.

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  7. Tara
    5 years ago

    What fun…your Red Riding Hood has spunk! Good for all of you who compteted.

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  8. Patricia TIlton
    5 years ago

    Renee,
    You have such a gift. Rhyme just rolls off of your tongue. Love your poem. It’s fresh and fiesty!

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  9. Natalie
    5 years ago

    Red Riding Hood goes ninja! It doesn’t get much better than that. 🙂 Loved it!

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  10. Emily
    5 years ago

    What a fun idea! And seriously, what a great poem! Red Riding Hood’s got power!

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  11. Mary Lee
    5 years ago

    Congrats on your win! I LOVED your ninja Red Riding Hood! Girl Power!

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  12. Erik This Kid Reviews Books
    5 years ago

    Congratulations Ms. La Tulippe! Your poem ROCKS!

    Reply

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