Poetry Friday: “Girlzilla Gorilla” by Stephen W. Cahill

March 8, 2013 36 Comments by Renee M. LaTulippe

"Girlzilla Gorilla" by Stephen W. Cahill

Are you ready to rumble?

Or should I say altercate, skirmish, tussle, wrangle, contend, oppugn? Oppugn? That’s right — it’s showdown time! On Monday, March 11, the devious Ed DeCaria of ThinkKidThink.com will apportion the first lexemes in the 2013 March Madness Poetry Tournament.

March Madness Poetry 2013

Here is a curtailed compendium of how it functions:

  • 64 authletes: Arranged in four brackets of 16 poets each who will face off against each other, two by two, in several rounds of poem-making.
  • Assigned words: Word difficulty is referred to as “seeds” and ranges from 1 (easiest words) to 16 (hardest words). Poets have been assigned a seed number and will receive words of that difficulty level throughout the tournament. Two words of opposing difficulty will face off in a poem pairing (e.g., 16-word vs. 1-word, 15-word vs. 2-word, etc.). See Ed’s concise seeding explanation.
  • Pressure: After the poets receive their assigned word in a given round, they have 36 hours to create a winning poem using that word. 
  • Nail biting and chocolate eating: The two poems are posted on the TKT site and opened to public vote. The winner goes on to the next round and a new opponent.

And here are the imperforate brackets (click to augment):

MMPoetry 2013 Brackets

Of course I was jubilant to ascertain that I have alighted in the 16-seed spot after lolling around with 3-seed language units in last year’s tournament. Then again, I was pulverized after the second round, so perhaps it’s all for the best. 

And just now I have become au courant of the fact that if I triumph over my first opponent, and then my second, and matters proceed in a similar manner for a certain homo sapien in the other pairing in my same round, then in the hypothetical third round, I would contend with today’s guest — who happens to be the victor of last year’s March Madness Poetry Tournament! Yes, it’s…

Stephen W. Cahill

Could this be an unconscious case of keeping my potential enemies close? Ah, who knows. The third round is too many good poets away, and I have a formidable foe in the first round. Let’s not think of it anymore, shall we? Better to let Stephen entertain us with “Girlzilla Gorilla,” one of his winning poems from MM 2012. Take it away, Stephen!

GIRLZILLA GORILLA

Girlzilla Gorilla loves eating vanilla
And chocolate banana ice cream.
But when there’s none left, she’s completely bereft
And she screams and she screams and she screams.

Exhausted, her father decided he’d rather
Concede to Girlzilla each day.
But since he did that, she expanded so fat
That the doctor had something to say,

“This may sound absurd, but I have me a bird
Who knows how to fix your girl ape.”
He opened a door and right there on the floor
Was a goose in a bright yellow cape!

It warbled a song that was terribly long
Called “Ice Cream Will Make You Obese.”
Girlzilla just frowned. She bent down to the ground
And gobbled that goose – now deceased.

gorilla

[heading style=”1″]SNICKERVIEW™ with Stephen W. Cahill[/heading]

What’s up with Stephen

Stephen W. Cahill

Stephen: who are you, where are you, and how long have you been a rhyming fool?
I’m from Dublin, Ireland, where I work for a newspaper called The Sunday Times. Before that I was a copywriter in an advertising agency, where I wrote press and radio ads. Up until five years ago I had never written any poems or stories – although I had been making up stories for my daughter at bedtime. She liked them so much she kept asking me to tell them again and again. So, because I kept forgetting bits, I had to write them down. And that’s what started me off.

This is normal; it’s how a lot of children’s writers begin. What was strange, though, was that I found myself writing in rhyme, quite by accident. I don’t really know why, it was just there. I guess I somehow picked it up from my mother. She was a speech and drama teacher when I was growing up, and she used to write and produce plays for her pupils all the time. And all the plays were written in verse! So maybe I’ve been a rhyming fool all along. A poet who didn’t know it!

You wrote “Girlzilla Gorilla” in response to the assigned word warbled in the 2012 March Madness Poetry Tournament. It’s only logical that such a word would put gorillas in your head. Were you inspired by gorillas that you know personally? Which came first, the goose or the gorilla?
I have been reading at least three picture books every night for the past seven years (I have three children, now aged 8, 5, and 3). One of my favorite authors, Anthony Browne, has myriad books in which the main characters are gorillas, so I’m guessing that’s where that came from. The goose came first though. Birds warble, so I figured I’d have to throw a bird into the poem somewhere. I picked goose simply because the word sounds funny!

Can you share the first poem you ever wrote?
Believe it or not, the first real poem I ever wrote was in the first round of last year’s MMPoetry competition, where I had to use the word innuendo! (…?!?…!)

MAGIC LIVES FOREVER

Endo, apprentice to Mondo the Great,
Was crying because she had got there too late.
Her master was fading, approaching his death,
Just able to whisper his last ever breath.
She leaned in to hear his last magical word.
The word innuendo was all that she heard.
For days she was puzzled but soon she could see
“My master has given his magic to me!”

I presume your poetic opus does not focus primarily on the ice cream eating habits of primates, so what else inspires you? Are you mainly a poet, or do you write other stuff too?
I write for picture books, so I try to take inspiration from literally everything. But I would have to say my three kids are definitely my biggest inspiration. They are completely daft, really funny, and never stop surprising me. This year I’m planning to start submitting to publishers in the UK and the US. I have five or six stories almost ready – a couple of them you will be glad to hear are written in rhyming verse. I’d love to get some nice feedback – but I’ll need a lot of luck. My fingers, toes, and eyeballs will all be crossed!

You’ve got quite the knack for meter, as evidenced by every poem you wrote for the 2012 tournament. Do you have formal training in poetry/writing, or do you just naturally ooze rhythm?
Do I ooze rhythm naturally? Absolutely – I’ve always been very oozy! So no formal training needed for me!

Well, apart from a few trips to the library to read up on the technical side. I also found some good advice online (and plenty of bad advice too!) from seasoned professionals like Tiffany Strelitz. Her article “Meter, meter, sleep depleter” is a must.

If you could take a trip to the rainforest with any children’s poet (living or otherwise), who would it be and why, and what would the two of you do when you got there?
Easy, I’d take A.A. Milne, the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh. We would spend two whole months there. Riding heffalumps, eating haycorns and honey, playing pooh sticks, sailing in umbrellas and, most importantly, catching woozles! I can’t wait!!

On March 11, you will be returning to the March Madness Poetry Tournament to defend your title of “The Thinkier.” What is your strategy this year for wiping the floor with the rest of us baboons?
Step 1: Grab baboon by the legs.
Step 2: Turn it upside down.
Step 3: Put Justin Bieber mask over its disgusting pink bottom.
Step 4: Get mopping!

(I think I’m sorry I asked…) 

Unless you win again, you will have to give up your gigantic trophy. What will take its place on the mantle?
Nothing. No need. He’s not getting it back! Nevahhh!

The Thinkier MMPoetry Trophy

Gigantic trophy

Quick: a rhyming couplet using the word neanderthal.

Neanderthals with basketballs are jumping on my street.
They’re very tough and very rough – and boy, they’ve hairy feet!

Can we come visit you in your tree and peruse your wares? Will there be ice cream?
It’s more of a bush really. But yes, you’re welcome anytime. Can’t promise ice cream though – my pet gorillas get mighty peckish!

Here’s where you can find me:

Blog/Website: Stephen W. Cahill
Twitter: @woozlecatcher

Thanks for stopping by, Stephen, and for adding “Girlzilla Gorilla” to No Water River’s video poetry library! See you on the court!

ice-cream-sundae

[heading style=”1″]Extension Activities for “Girlzilla Gorilla”[/heading]

    • Writing
      • “Girlzilla Gorilla” is a narrative poem. A narrative poem tells a story with a beginning, middle, and end and often includes dialogue. Narrative poems can be short or long, and they can rhyme or not. Teachers, guide students in writing their own narrative poems. You may want to begin with a whole-class poem to demonstrate. These guidelines and lessons will help get you and your students started: Creative Writing Now tips and poem starter; full lesson plans on reading, analyzing, and writing narrative poems here and here (older students) and here (younger students); list of famous narrative poems.
    • Reading

 The One and Only Ivan by Katherine A. Applegate

    • For younger students, share the sweet story Gorilla by former UK Children’s Laureate Anthony Browne.

GORILLA by Anthony Browne

  • Performing/Creating
    • This is a great poem to act out in mime while a narrator reads. Four students take the parts of Girlzilla, father, doctor, and goose. The narrator reads the poem slowly as students perform the actions. Alternatively, the doctor can say his own lines in the third stanza.
    • Choose one image from the poem and illustrate it through drawing or collage. Write the line(s) from the poem on your work of art.
  • Eating
    • Make gorilla cupcakes.

gorilla cupcake

Heidi is hosting Poetry Friday over at My Juicy Little Universe. Drag your knuckles over there and have a banana!

[heading style=”1″]NEXT WEEK: MARCH MADNESS RECAP[/heading]

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Video Location: Dublin, Ireland, where gorillas roam free and ice cream drips from the clover.

See more poems in my poetry video library.

“Girlzilla Gorilla” © Stephen W. Cahill. All rights reserved.

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36 Comments

  1. Iza Trapani
    4 years ago

    Haha! Don’t mess with Girlzilla! Fun poem.
    Good luck in the tournament, Renee! How do you find time for all this?
    And I just read a bit of The One and Only Ivan and my eyes have welled up. What a stunning, powerful , funny yet very sad book.

    Reply

    • Renee M. LaTulippe
      4 years ago

      I don’t have time for this AT ALL, Iza, I really really really really don’t. But I couldn’t help it.

      My copy of IVAN has not yet arrived, but it’s on its way! 🙂

      Reply

  2. Matt Forrest
    4 years ago

    I’d forgotten about Girlzilla, from last year – thanks for sharing it again, along with your interview with Steven. It definitely will be a fun, challenging competition this year…I’m really looking forward to it!

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  3. Janet F.
    4 years ago

    Wonderful interview with Stephen, Renee!!! Thank you. I see a little drama connection in the blood AND connecting with little kids!!! We were so “creative” with our story-telling when we had our beyond enthusiastic captive child-listener. Definitely a great time to capture your thoughts and write!! (My husband has a character that he should try to publish….think Tedd Arnold’s Fly Guy! Really hysterical.)

    Great post as always. Rest up!! It’s almost tip-off time! I feel REALLY sorry for those who have no clue how much fun and addicting MMPoetry can be. Such literary fun. Such worthy competitors. Oward into the fray!!

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    • Renee LaTulippe
      4 years ago

      True, Janet. I hope more teachers and students take part in the festivities this year. It’s just too much fun. 🙂

      Reply

  4. PragmaticMom
    4 years ago

    What a great post and I love Cahill’s poem. I’m pinning to my Poetry for Kids board and tweeting it.

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    • Renee LaTulippe
      4 years ago

      I’m so glad you have a poetry board! I do too! I will come check yours out.

      Reply

  5. jama
    4 years ago

    Hah! What fun. So nice to hear more from Stephen. He’s a natural and probably eats a LOT of bananas. 😀

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  6. Robyn Hood Black
    4 years ago

    Loved hearing this read aloud by our champ from across the pond. Thanks to you both for such a fun interview. Now, off to make some sort of protein shake to bulk up for next week – maybe with some ice cream. (No goose, though – vegetarian.) ;0)

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  7. B.J. Lee
    4 years ago

    HaHaHa. Loved this post Renee and loved Stephen’s poems. Got a great chuckle out of Magic Lives Forever! Sorry to be missing the festivities this year. I should have entered. I should have entered!

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  8. Dana Carey
    4 years ago

    Well, I wasn’t expecting that ending! Fun poem.
    Thanks, Stephen and Renée. Good luck with all the March Madness and may the best gorilla win.

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  9. Bridget Magee
    4 years ago

    Stephen’s reading of his poem was wonderful – what vocal variety! Love it! I also love that you shared “The One and Only Ivan” my new all time favorite book – for the moment. =) Fun stuff today, Renee, thanks for sharing! =)

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    • Renee LaTulippe
      4 years ago

      I know! Isn’t that a great reading?

      Can’t wait to get my copy of IVAN.

      Reply

  10. Ed DeCaria
    4 years ago

    Great post, Renée. And I love the reading, Stephen!

    Reply

  11. jone
    4 years ago

    Great post. I am still crying over not getting in. Why?

    Reply

  12. Stephen W Cahill
    4 years ago

    What lovely comments! Thank you guys. And Renee, you rule! x

    See y’all at this year’s tourney 🙂

    Reply

    • Renee LaTulippe
      4 years ago

      Glad you finally made it to NWR, Stephen. Now you better watch your back…the baboons are getting restless…

      Reply

  13. Catherine Johnson
    4 years ago

    Great post, Renee. I’d forgotten that poem, it’s fantastic! I had no idea Ireland had so many gorillas 😉

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  14. julie rowan zoch
    4 years ago

    This post is so much fun! Nice to meet you Stephen – beyond your poems from last March. Good luck all – I’ll be tuned in and voting!

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  15. Penny Klostermann
    4 years ago

    I loved Girlzilla Gorilla last March, but not nearly as much as I loved hearing it read by you, Stephen! What fun!
    Renee…another excellent addition to your poetry video library. Kids will be laughing over this one!
    See you both in the midst of March Madness!!!

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  16. Mary Lee
    4 years ago

    Love the gorilla cupcake! You’re starting to go all “Jama” on us!!

    As for #MMPoetry13…I’m trying to resist getting my Justin Bieber mask ready ahead of time. Instead, I’m stockpiling chocolate.

    Reply

    • Renee LaTulippe
      4 years ago

      True, Mary Lee. I’m a sucker for a well-decorated cupcake.

      Yup, chocolate for me too!

      Reply

  17. Erik - This Kid Reviews Books
    4 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀 I LOVE it! 😀

    Reply

    • Renee LaTulippe
      4 years ago

      Thought you might, Erik. Hope you plan on following along during the March Madness tournament!

      Reply

  18. Heidi
    4 years ago

    Hoo, boy–is it possible I might meet up with Mister Meter Man? Who never wrote a poem before last year? Golly. This was fun and with lots of NWR-standard bells and whistles. Thanks, Renee!

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  19. Gloson Teh
    4 years ago

    “A poet who didn’t know it!” I see what you rhymed there, Stephen. Very clever.
    😀

    Wow, you’re really a great poet Stephen. You will go really far! Your first poem was during MMPoetry2012, and you won the tournament. How did you do that? 😛

    By the way, when you exclaimed, “GOBBLED!” my face’s distance from the computer screen increased twofold.

    Cheers,
    Gloson

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  20. Kerry
    4 years ago

    What an all-around fabulous post! I so enjoyed reading Stephen’s poetry and hearing his backstory. A natural rhymer for sure. Wow! Good luck to both of you in March Madness!

    Reply

  21. Charles Waters
    4 years ago

    Thanks Renee for interviewing this naturally rhyming writing machine. I loved it!

    Reply

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