Poetry Monday: “The Homesick Pirate” by Joshua Seigal

May 14, 2012 37 Comments by Renee M. LaTulippe

Ahoy, ye scurvy curs! Git yer keg o’ rum an’ run th’ Jolly Roger up th’  mast, on accoun’ o’ ’tis “gentleman o’ fortune” day here at Nay Water River. An’ not only that, thar be an international pirate walkin’ th’ plank today, all th’ way from his ship in London. Blimey!

Okay, that’s as far as I got with the pirate speak translator. Eyepatches for everyone! And without further ado, please give an argh-tastic yo-ho-ho to pirate poet Joshua Seigal and his cautionary tale, “The Homesick Pirate.”

The Homesick Pirate

There was a homesick pirate,
His name was Danny Dunn,
Last night in bed he made a wish –
He thought it would be fun
To hop aboard a pirate ship
Instead of going to school.
I don’t know why, I guess he thought
It would be kind of cool.
But now he’s going to and fro
Across the Irish Sea
When all he wants is to go home
And settle down to tea.
They hoist the Jolly Roger
And they drink their jugs of rum,
But it isn’t quite as Danny thought:
He’s crying for his mum.
He didn’t know they’re dirty
And he didn’t know they stank
And the pirates keep on threatening
To make him walk the plank.
There’s droppings in the porridge
And no mattress on the bunks;
There’s lice in Blackbeard’s beard
And there’s sand in Danny’s trunks.
Everyone has scurvy
And they scowl with snaggled teeth;
There’s beetles on the top deck
And the rats live underneath.
So next time that you make a wish
Heed what I say, it’s true:
Young Danny hates the pirate life
And so, I think, will you.

Guest Poet Snickerview™ ~ Joshua Seigal

Joshua SeigalWhat’s Up with Josh

Josh, who are you, where are you, and how long have you been a rhyming fool?
I am a person and I am sitting in my front room on a characteristically dull and rainy day in London. I have been a fool for twenty-five years, and a rhyming one for the last seven or eight. I started to write poetry after studying Philip Larkin as a teenager. The poems I wrote were high on angst and low on quality. (Hey…are we the same person?) My poems gradually became sillier, funnier, and more energetic, until I began to realize that smaller people would probably enjoy them just as much as, if not more than, fully grown ones. I never set out to write for children, but this is the way it has worked out. And I love it.

The scurvy-plagued boy in your poem sure does regret his wish! Did you have a similar wish gone sour when you were a boy…or perhaps even now?
When I was a boy I wanted to be a food critic. I enjoyed writing, and I enjoyed food even more! That plan fizzled out when it became apparent that I simply enjoyed food too much, and would probably end up giving absolutely every meal a five-star review! (Apart from the meals my mother cooked…)

I was inspired to write this poem after reading a pirate adventure story to my young cousins. The story made it sound all fun and games, and I wanted to present the other side of the argument.

This poem is part of a collection you wrote called We All Love Llamas! Are these pirate llamas spitting their way across the seven seas, perchance? What can you tell us about the collection?
It is a collection of poems about school, animals, family, and miscellanea – there is no single theme tying it all together. Most of the poems are humorous (well, I find them funny anyway, and my llama agrees with me), and many are actually jokes told in a poetic way – they end with a punchline or a twist.

Is it as difficult to get poetry published in the UK as it is in the US (which is triple-AARGH difficult!)? What has your publishing experience been like?
Once a threshold of competence has been reached, it isn’t especially difficult to get individual poems published in magazines or journals — one just needs to be persistent. It is incredibly difficult, however, to get a full collection published. I have had several (adult) poems published in magazines and journals, the most recent being one in a magazine called Inc. I have had various children’s poems published online, for example over on children’s author Brian Moses’ blog. My collection is currently under consideration with various agents and publishers, and I sure hope that, like Danny Dunn in the poem, it finds a happy home soon!

A little albatross told me you’re taking this show on the road to the Edinburgh Festival. Exciting! Give us the scoop!
I am doing a free daily poetry show for children. The show, like my collection, is called We All Love Llamas! I just cannot get enough of those little critters. I hope that the parents will stay and watch too, as I think they will enjoy it at least as much as the kids. I am very excited, but also terrified. I am going to be talking constantly for fifty minutes every day. Hopefully at least half of it will make sense.

Do you have any favorite children’s poets that inspire you?
I do. In terms of performance, it is hard to beat Michael Rosen. I also loved to read Colin McNaughton and Roald Dahl growing up.

What do you do when you’re not designing eyepatches?
I have just finished graduate school, where I specialized in the philosophy of religion. As a result of this, I don’t know any more facts about religion, but I have many more questions. I now run poetry workshops and do performances in schools. I also try to gig with spoken word performance as much as I can.

Can we come visit you? And if so, can you guarantee we won’t be forced to swab any decks? We just had our nails done.
You can visit me any time you want. I have a special cage just below deck that I reserve for guests…

Website: Joshua’s page at Lend Me Your Literacy
Guest poet spot on Brian Moses’ blog
Twitter: @JoshuaSeigal

Thanks for stopping by, Josh, and for adding “The Homesick Pirate” to No Water River’s growing video poetry library!

Extension Activities for ”The Homesick Pirate”

Video Location: Balmy London, England.

See more poems in my poetry video library.
 
“The Homesick Pirate” copyright © 2012 Joshua Seigal. All rights reserved.

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34 Comments

  1. Iza Trapani
    709 days ago

    Aaargh, trying to come up with a pirate pun but my mind is plank. Love the poem and what a great reading! The interview- fun as ever. Thanks!

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    • Renee M. LaTulippe
      709 days ago

      Hardy har har! You don’t need an eyepatch…you need a slypatch, clever wench.

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      • Iza Trapani
        709 days ago

        A wench? Shiver me timbers! Is there no end to yer slurs, ye scurvy scallywag? And yer right I don’t need an eyepatch. I’m already seein’ double from that keg-o-rum :-)

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  2. Linda Baie
    709 days ago

    Love it, will be good to add to the pirate collection for all those little children who think the life would be grand, but with droppings in the porridge & lice in Blackbeard’s beard-eegh! I suspect it’s more than half-true! Thanks Renee for this new introduction! Love those tricorn hat cookies too!

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    • Renee M. LaTulippe
      708 days ago

      Thanks, Linda — I’ve been wanting to get a pirate poem on here, so yay! Those cookies look delish, don’t they?

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  3. Maureen Lynas
    709 days ago

    Love this poem, Josh. I’m a pirate poem addict too, so here’s my reply

    Poor Danny’s sad, he really thought it would be fun to be
    A pirate on a pirate ship that sailed the seventh sea
    But now the dream has gone all wrong,
    The dream is nightmare bad
    He doesn’t want the pirate crew
    He wants his mum and dad.

    Good luck in Edinburgh!
    Maureen

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  4. Rena J. Traxel
    709 days ago

    What a fun poem. At first I was thinking I would have rather been on pirate ship especially if it was equipped with a library then go to school. I like the twist on your poem. In reality pirates were not these magical beings that they are made out to be.

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  5. Cathy Mealey
    709 days ago

    I came over for the rum…but then I followed the link for tricorn hat cookies. You should highlight the fact that the recipe calls for mini peanut butter cups!!! Mmmm!!

    OK – I am sure you can probably whip them up with Perugina Baci if you can’t get our banal American chocolates over there Renee.

    Thank you Joshua for the wonderful poem. ARRRR!

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    • Renee M. LaTulippe
      708 days ago

      I don’t like Perugina chocolates AT ALL, so I’ll take the peanut butter cups, please.

      Thanks for stopping in, you scalliwag!

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  6. Susanna Leonard Hill
    709 days ago

    Another wonderful video and interview! And what a great way to start the week – speaking pirate (which, as you can see, I’m not doing – ARRGH!) Very entertaining :)

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    • Renee M. LaTulippe
      708 days ago

      It’s harder to speak pirate than I thought…will have to practice, as it’s always good to know another language. :)

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  7. Joshua Seigal
    709 days ago

    Hi everyone (or should I say aaaarrrrggggghhhh!), thanks for your kind comments. Had a lot of fun recording this vid…

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  8. Tina Cho
    708 days ago

    Enjoyed the pirate poem, as my son loves pirates! But I like how Joshua presented the other side of pirate life!

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    • Renee M. LaTulippe
      708 days ago

      Ah, the grass is always greener…or the sea is always bluer? Glad your son enjoyed it!

      Reply

  9. Erik This Kid Reviews Books
    708 days ago

    Arrrrgh! That be a great poem Mr. Seigal! I love th’ interview Mrs. Latulippe! If only I could vist th’ Edingburgh Festival…
    Erik
    (this be from th’ Buccanneer (pirate) Speak Translator)

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  10. Eric VanRaepenbusch
    708 days ago

    Joshua, I loved the poem. I liked hearing another perspective, so many things published today are about how much fun pirates are.

    Thanks Renee ! Glad you are back!

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  11. Doraine Bennett
    705 days ago

    Delightful! Thanks for the introduction to Joshua Seigal.

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  12. Jim Hill
    704 days ago

    Great fun. Who doesn’t love a good pirate poem?

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  13. Ruth
    704 days ago

    SO much fun. I am sure this is accurate about the pirate life, too!

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  14. violet
    703 days ago

    Love your interviews, Renee. It’s nice to see the just-done nails aren’t interfering with your keyboard work.

    Josh’s Brit accent makes this canny anti-pirate ditty ring even more true: “He’s crying for his mum”

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  15. Dana Carey
    703 days ago

    Avast ye, Joshua & Renée. Very fun poem and interview.
    Good luck in Edinburgh! Break a peg leg!

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  16. Mary Lee
    703 days ago

    LOVE the flip side of the idealized life of a pirate! Eww! Lice in the beard!!!

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  17. Joshua Seigal
    703 days ago

    Hi everyone, thanks so much for all your comments, I really appreciate them. Please share the poem with people who you think may like it! :)

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  18. Catherine Johnson
    696 days ago

    A fellow Brit, yay! Super poem and great to hear all about what you are doing. Good luck with your llama collection and your poetry show. How wonderful!

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  19. Books 4 Learning
    689 days ago

    I am so glad I found your site. I love all the great ideas for teaching poetry and getting children excited about it! I am bookmarked this site for future use.

    Reply

  20. Joshua Seigal
    633 days ago

    Hello all! My debut Edinburgh Festival Fringe show is nearly upon me. I’ve discovered that it is the ONLY CHILDREN’S POETRY SHOW AT THE FRINGE. If any of you happen to be around it would be wonderful is you’d come and check it out! Here is a link:

    http://www.edfringe.com/whats-on/childrens-shows/joshua-seigal-we-all-love-llamas

    The pirate poem will be featuring, along with this poem about the wonders of COLLECTIVE NOUNS! (apologies for the terrible sound quality):



    Peace!

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