If I Were an Ocelot
If I were an ocelot,
I’d sleep the livelong day.
I’d curl up in the moss a lot
or in a bale of hay.
If I were an ocelot,
I’d dine upon the heath,
and I’d be sure to floss a lot,
so I’d never lose my teeth.
If I were an ocelot,
I’d snack on leaves and bugs.
I’d eat tomato sauce a lot
on tasty little slugs.
If I were an ocelot,
I’d get a catnip ball
that I’d be sure to toss a lot
against the garden wall.
And if I were an ocelot,
I’d never pick a fight.
I’d surely not be cross a lot,
and never, ever bite.
Video Location
Suvereto, Italy. Aldobrandeschi Castle (La Rocca), 10th-12th century.
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Poem by Renée LaTulippe. Illustration by Donna Goeddaeus. Licensed by All About Learning Press, Inc. Copyright © 2010, 2011 All About Learning Press, Inc. All Rights Reserved. No portion of this material may be copied, retransmitted, reposted, duplicated, or otherwise used without the express written approval of All About Learning Press, Inc.
Love the flossing part. Not so big on the slugs with or without pasta sauce. That’s just if I were an ocelot – one of my favorite animals.
HA! Thanks for keeping my ocelot company. He feels better now.
What a lovely site you have created! Congratulations. I am so excited to recieve my email updates! =)
Thanks so much, Elizabeth! I’m following you now, too! 🙂
This is great. Wonderful example of vlogs! And, love your activity sheets.
Thanks, Stacy! Yes, I do hope that parents and kids will eventually find their way here to enjoy the videos and activity sheets. Fingers crossed!
Loved the poem and wonderful that you position yourself in such a great setting. Love your website!
Thanks a lot, Diane! I’m a lover of nature and medieval towns, so I do all my videos outside — more interesting than my office, for sure!
I wish my kids were little again…but I’m still enjoying your work!
Thanks Renee!
Wow, thank you so much, Traci. I’m so happy to see you here — you made my day!
This is so cute. I have a cat that seems like the size on an ocelot so I had to check this poem out. My cat actually does like to have his teeth brushed and he’d probably like slugs and pasta sauce.
HA, Carrie! Too funny about your cat — makes me miss having those crazy critters around. Thanks for stopping by!
Such a lovely vlog! Love the alliteration and the rhythm to your work!
My DD is into creating “Scranimals” a la Jack Prelutsky, and she’s hurrying off to create some type of ‘ocelotapus’ LOL
So glad you stopped by, Cathy. Would love to see your daughter’s ocelotapus — too funny!
That is fabulous, Renee!